My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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