I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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