Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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