We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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