What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
look no pants
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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