i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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