In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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