I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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