i can't believe i had my finger in that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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