these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
