Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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