I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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