He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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