I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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