Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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