unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
tell me about the fingering
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
