just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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