Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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