Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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