thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think people are normalizing furries
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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