Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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