He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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