The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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