Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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