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(248): View more from Michigan

brad dismisses pussy with prejudice

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.

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(317): View more from Indiana

How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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(585): View more from New York

ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.

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(618): View more from Illinois

My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....

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(925): View more from California

I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!

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(219): View more from Indiana

Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...

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