Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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