I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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