i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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