did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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