12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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