We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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