did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
