Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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