holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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