from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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