i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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