I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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