check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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