Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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