I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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