ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The best revenge is premature balding
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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