WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
false alarm, still single
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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