This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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