my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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