Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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