FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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