Sry I called you an 8
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
are you so shy because you have an std?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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