No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's blow job season.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
