and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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