he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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