All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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