"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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