How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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