Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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